Free Printable Kids Valentine Cootie Catcher (Jokes + Blanks)
Grab our free printable Valentine cootie catcher that includes a fortune teller with jokes and a blank version for kids to make their own!
I remember a long time ago we would all make our own cootie catcher, but at that time I’m pretty sure we referred to them as paper fortune tellers. Who knew that our story time of predicting futures was an actual form of origami?!
We’ve turned this simple little origami project into an Valentine joke teller, where kids will have hours of fun and there will definitely be lots of laughs. Using the blank version is a great way to let kids make up their own jokes (or write their own message), or look different ones up to make more than one cootie catcher.
Want more Valentine’s Day activities for kids? Be sure to see Valentine’s Family Feud Game – 48 Free Printable Questions and our Valentine’s Day Memory Matching Game for Kids (Free).
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This digital file is an instant download that you will receive via download link after subscribing. Our printables are for personal use only. No physical product will be shipped. The free printables can be found at the bottom of this post.
🌟What’s Included
You will receive one completed Valentine’s day cootie catcher, along with a blank version for kids to make their own. We have also included details instructions in the download for folding.
✨How to Fold a Cootie Catcher Joke Teller
We have included step by step instructions in the email where you can download your digital products. However there is a dotted line that will be folded first, then all of the other sides afterwards.
👇How to Download and Print
After entering your email address, you will receive a download link via email where you can access the digital download.
Download the printable PDF to your computer. These are delivered in a US Letter PDF format.
Print as many as you need!
💡Helpful Tips
- We like printing these in color, but you can change your printer settings so that it prints a black and white version if needed.
- Check ink levels before printing. No home printer? Your local print shop can help, and they are usually reasonably priced or you can check an online print shop.
- These are US Letter size, but the actual cootie catcher can be printed on a square piece of paper if you wanted to use something a little more fancy or festive (like patterned cardstock).
❤️19 More Valentine’s Day Jokes and Puns
Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-sational.
What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I lava you.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
Why did the candy heart break up? It lost its sweet tooth.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can always count on me.
Why did the Valentine card get arrested? For stealing someone’s heart.
How do pickles say “I love you”? You’re dill-lightful.
What do you write on a slug’s Valentine? Be my slime-time Valentine.
Why do melons have Valentine’s Day weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What did the owl say to their Valentine? Owl always love you.
Why did the boy bring a pencil to his Valentine’s Day party? Because he wanted to draw some love.
What do you call a very small Valentine? A valen-tiny.
What did the bee say to the flower? You’re bee-utiful.
What’s a vampire’s favorite Valentine’s treat? A neck-romance.
Why did the skeleton skip Valentine’s Day? He didn’t have the guts to ask anyone out.
What did the drum say to its Valentine? My heart beats for you.
Why was the Valentine’s Day party so loud? Because love makes some noise.
✅Get the Printable Valentine Cootie Catcher Set
We have included a cootie catcher with jokes and a blank printable template that can be customized with your own jokes, along with instructions on how to fold.
